A Sunday afternoon out just before Christmas to fill in one of the few remaining days from The Matrix. The day turned into a bit of a disaster that resulted in me making a fairly momentous decision about my future geocaching life.
There were a couple of massive series over near Grafham Water called S2E2 and the Woolley Mammoth. There seemed to be a point at which the two series intersected around the village of Ellington so I decided to go and give some of them a go. I hadn’t really planned how many – I just set off thinking I’d keep going right up to the point where I’d have to start walking back to beat the darkness.
I headed south and west of Ellington in a vaguely clockwise loop and was going fine until I crossed the main road leading to Grafham village. As I crossed the road there I started getting some very strange behaviour from my iPhone, in that it kept moaning to me about low battery even though I’d been charging it from the battery pack for a while. Basically, it wasn’t happy.
As I’d done over 20 caches at that point and it was mid-afternoon I decided the best thing to do would be to simply walk back to the car while the phone still had enough ziggies to find my way there. The walk back was all along roads, which wouldn’t have been my first choice, but there were a few caches to hand and the phone did a decent job of eeking it out to the very last second. It finally died a death just as I was approaching my final possible target for the day.
I took the phone to my local Apple store the next day and they told me that the battery in it was basically shot, probably as a result of it having been charged up too many times. They have a design life, apparently, and I’d exceeded it. I had a moan at them and played the “merchantable goods” card – i.e. the one under UK consumer law which says that for a period of up to 7 years you can get stuff replaced by the retailer if you’d have a reasonable expectation that it wouldn’t break in that time. They agreed with me but told me I’d need to contact the retailer (which was the Three phone company). To their credit, Three told me immediately to just get it fixed at the Apple store and send them the bill so they could deduct it from my next month’s bill. That all worked fine.
The momentous decision I made was that I couldn’t afford at any point to break my phone or to get stranded somewhere without the ability to get home, so I decided to invest in a handheld GPS, both to save the battery in my phone and to ensure I was carrying a device which could easily be recharged just by stuffing in a few more AA batteries. Anyway, I didn’t actually invest much in it, because it was coming up to Christmas and I hadn’t decided what I wanted at that point. It’s always quite a big deal for me around that time, because my birthday is a couple of days after Christmas, so I’m used to a) being offered money and b) getting a combined Christmas and birthday present. So in the case of this year, everybody contributed to the purchase of a spangly new Garmin Montana 650T, and the rest is, as they say, history. Although given that it’s a handheld GPS, it might be more accurate to say that the rest is geography.
The caches I managed to find before the phone gave up were:
- Church Micro 2386… Ellington
- S²E² #49.5 – Ex Hills of Hunts Ellington
- S²E² #49 – One For MickTooting III
- S²E² #50 – Hazelnot
- S²E² #51 – Onfr bs Cbfg
- S²E² #52 – Onfr bs Gerr
- S²E² #53 – Another Major?
- S²E² #54 – Covered in Chocolate?
- S²E² #55 – Buffalo
- S²E² #56 – Corner of the Wood
- S²E² #57 – Woody Wonder
- S²E² #58 – Buzz
- S²E² #59 – New Path
- S²E² #60 – Bark’s Worse Than His Bite
- S²E² #61 – The End is Nigh
- S²E² #62 – Back to Base
- S²E² #63 – Back to School
- S²E² #64 – Pole Dancer
- S²E² #65 – Is It Live?
- S²E² #66 – Low Bridge
- S²E² #68 – Small Square Camo Box
- S²E² #69 – My Favourite Number
- S²E² #70 – Fun Plus One
- S²E² #71 – Err Where?
- S²E² #72 – Ren and Stumpy
- S²E² #73 – Stealth Required
- Strictly Huntingdonshire – E is for Ellington
- The Woolley Mammoth 41 – 5 Foot of Ivy
- The Woolley Mammoth 42 – Stephen 2
- The Woolley Mammoth 43 – V for Victory II
- The Woolley Mammoth 44 – I’m a Celebrity …
- The Woolley Mammoth 45 – Off Road Again!
- The Woolley Mammoth 46 – The Return of the Troll
- The Woolley Mammoth 47 – Lots of Trolls Round Here